how to make computer run faster

leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life


krn-jesus:

LOOOOOOL

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lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

If they can’t make you laugh then don’t fuck them.
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fearlessowl:

this is called visual sex. an orgasm for the eyes.

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fearlessowl:

this is called visual sex. an orgasm for the eyes.

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